my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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