Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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