yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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