OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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