This house was built for laser tag.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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