their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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