Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
