he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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