He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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