PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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