Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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