My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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