yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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