I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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