I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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