Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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