? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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