Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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