It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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