your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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