new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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