He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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