who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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