How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
im on a boat
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