doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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