I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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