69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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