Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
no you cant smoke seaweed
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
ok first of all what the fuck
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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