Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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