careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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