Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Dick very happy bro
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
