Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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