i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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