Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
