I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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