i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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