theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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