i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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