I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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