Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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