her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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