Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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