It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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