I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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