i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
