that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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