didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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