I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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