My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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