He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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