in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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