I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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