Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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