I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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