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he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Less talking, more tequila
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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