Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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