I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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