Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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