32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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